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Ode to Greasy

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Thought you were bacon grease, More like Kevin candy treats
Reeces Pieces rhymes, yummy yummy rot your teeth

Swedish Fish, cherry licorice, yo, it’s a disaster
Red fingertips on a blue Stratocaster

Dude, a Mentos, clearly not the fresh maker
Ciggy smoke old school stale boxed wafer

Whistle Pop Rock Candy dots on the paper
And everybody hates you like Banana Now and Laters

Jaw break ya, no one’s here to life save ya
Stealin treats on Halloween, like child, I’m your maker

Since you was an adolescent, everyone been laughin atcha
Flying off your sugar rushes, Landing in the sour patches

Bazooka Joe, airhead, atomic fire balling yall
Peanut chews with pikachus, fountain chocolate waterfalls

Grab the balls… melt in your mouth like malt whoppers
Knob-slobber, like everlasting gobstoppers

Show floppers, laffy taffy hip hoppers
Bad news, sweet tooth, out of tune blues-rocker

Yo, if all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops
You’d be down on your knees, mouth opened like a cum shot

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I don’t care. Dawg, I don’t care either
Carrots and celery. Bro he don’t want neither

Firm believer in the candies that he eats
His body is a temple, so he fills it up with treats

His life’s a beach, but he’s buried in the sand
Untanned, damn, white chocolate man

He ran to DC, with his baseball cap
Yo, you banned from ZG, Gimme a break, like kit kats

Abba Zabba you my only friend
And I’m only sayin that cause I’m drunk again

Half baked, barely makin it, through candyland
Strawberry shortcake, come and take my hand

With your loose buttons, barely wearin nothing
No bluffin, blunt puffin yummy slut muffins

His pants are full from all the candy that he's stuffing
in his pockets, I’mma pop it like watching piñatas busting

Peace grease, enjoy the treats
while Slumber and Civilian in the basement killin beats

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released December 14, 2018

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